Just in case you wanted to shred your hair…

By ImpostorMom

…or a tie or your hand.

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I totally get the paper clip warning because it is reasonable to thing that someone might put a piece of paper in a shredder that may have a paper clip attached but a tie, a hand, and some woman’s hair? C’mon?! If someone is stupid enough to put any of those things in a PAPER shredder then they deserve what the get.

This is what the world has come to. Stupid warning labels on everything from paper shredders to washing machines telling people not to do things they should already know not to do. Here’s another one for you.

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Where you aware that you AREN’T supposed to lock your child (or any child for that matter) in one of those plastic storage containers? Wow, I had no idea, I guess I better stop putting Boog down for naps in this one. (Sorry for the crappy picture on this one, wouldn’t you know it but my camera broke about the time I was trying to take it so this one was done with my cell phone.)

This post is a part of Friday’s blog blast and the Wacky Warning Label contest sponsored by PBN and the Sick of Lawsuits Website.

6 Responses to “Just in case you wanted to shred your hair…”

  1. VDog Says:

    LOL. You’ve got one wack-ass shredder!!! Come see mine today — you will laugh.

    Been missin’ you! Will bbiab. ;)

  2. Daisy Says:

    Fun. My shredder must be obsolete — it doesn’t have the warnings. I’ll keep in mind, though, that I shouldn’t let it substitute for a good haircut.

  3. patois Says:

    Perhaps your camera came with a warning label which you failed to heed.

  4. caramama Says:

    Just yesterday, hubby just pointed out the same pic on a plastic tub. We made jokes about not using it as a place to store the baby. Who knew?

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  6. Shredder Safety Says:

    Hey ImposterMom,
    Nice Post. I just wanted to let you know that I just bought a Fellowes shredder and they have a new thing called SafeSense, which shuts off anytime anyone touches the shredder, near the blades. You can find out more at the links below:

    http://www.fellowes.com/Fellowes/site/safesense/default.aspx?loc=wn

    http://www.truveo.com/Fellowes-Confetti-Cut-Shredder-with-SafeSense%C2%99/id/2530780139

    Keep posting. Thanks!
    Thomas

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